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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Resistance is futile. We want you.

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Sweets for a Sweet

It's State Fair season, and to compete with deep-fried Twinkies and deep-fried ice cream, we've prepared a batch of deep-fried rules questions for you! Come on in and enjoy these tasty treats in this week's delicious episode of Cranial Insertion!

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Chilling Out

The weather is cooling off, but thanks to your burning rules questions, it's nice and toasty inside the Cranial Insertion offices. Grab a hot beverage and join us for this week's relaxing edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Hello Tomorrow (and Goodbye to Yesterday)

The New Year has once again arrived with a bang! And we are celebrating in the only way we know how here at the CI offices! With Moko banging those skull drums that he has and us putting together yet another article chock full of the answers you need to kick off yet another fantastic year of playing Magic! So join us for yet another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

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One Year Older

With another birthday under the belt and some nostalgia hanging in the air, we take a peek back at your rules questions and post answers to those, so we leave no regrets as we continue down the road of life. So come celebrate with us and enjoy our gift to you, in this week's edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Groundhog Day, Again

It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Flu Season's Greetings

The temperature is dropping and apparently so are our health defenses here at the CI offices! So as we fight off this cold join us in fighting for the answers to all of your rules questions you so deserve! Read on in this week's chilling edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Leftovers

The holiday festivities are over for the moment, and boy do we ever have a ton of Fruitcake Elementals left over. That will be the last time we let Moko cook. In addition we certainly do have a ton of rules questions left over as well, so we are reheating those up and serving them out for you! So join us for another helping of Cranial Insertion!

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Merry X-Mas

Christmas time has come and gone, but that does not mean the presents have stopped! So join us for our gift to you all the rules answered you seek in this week's article of Cranial Insertion!

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Moonrise

I see a moon rising, I see a trouble on the way! Do come around tonight to get all the answers to your lunar related rules questions and then some! So join us for this week's celestial edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Mamma Mia!

Mother's day has just passed by and we are celebrating with a mother load of your rules questions and answers! So join us as we pay homage to those mothers of Magic in this week's motherly edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Triskaidekaphilia

In the 13th office of the 13th floor of the 13th building on the 13th block of 13th St. with 13 questions on the 13th day of the 13th article of the 13th year in the 13th month!!?! Who writes this stuff about the number 13? Someone needs to get those thirteen typewriters away from Moko! Join us for this week's exciting edition Cranial Insertion, now full of thirteens!!

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Bigger Than Ever

Fresh off the biggest weekend of Magic ever, we bring to you some of the hottest rules questions and answers! You asked them and we answered, so join us for this weeks Modern-tastic edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Gates Crashed

With the guild gates all smashed up, and no more guilds to cover, we return to our regular rules answering schedule. So come on in to this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion, just mind the rubble.

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Three Years and Counting

It's Carsten's 3rd anniversary with Cranial Insertion, come inside and join the celebration! See you in this leathery edition of Cranial Insertion. Oh, yeah and do not forget to bring all your rules questions!

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Summer Games

Welcome back to the Olympic Games, and this time we take you to the Magic Triathlon, this event consists of... wait, that is not a real event. Okay back to you Carsten with this weeks Cranial Insertion!

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Pro Tour-Walk

This creature is unblockable if it is attending a Pro Tour.

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Snow-Covered Goyf

Could somebody please cast Melting on us?

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Ooze Control

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Rotating Goyfs

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The Stack Still Exists, Even in Combat

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No More Wood Puns!

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March of the Questions

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Judging 1-2-3 (and some day 4 and 5)

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I Left My Card in San Diego

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Worldwait

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Denouement

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Have a Zombie Monkey Christmas

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Gobble Gobble

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Attack of the 20/20 Goyf

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Leftover Candy (and Questions)

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She's On Fire

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G'day Y'all

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Quest[ion]s

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Magic Sutra

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